kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….? Submitted by: Jeelo
WOMAN: Sir mein apne larke ka naam kya rakhoon ? AJIT: Iska naam Peter rakh do! WOMAN: Meera doosra larka bhi hai jo iskaa twin hai, Mein uskaa naam kya rakhon ? AJIT: Us kaa naam Repeter rakh do!
ALLAH, aapko TATA ka status, AMBANI ki daulat, VAJPAYEE ka dhiraj,LADEN ki himmat, BUSH ki taqat, aur BILLGATE ki income de, AMEEN
Nahao nahao jaldi se nahao Magar kabhi bhi safeguard se mat nahana ? Aap ko jaan bhi ja sakti hai ? Kyonke wo jarasem (germs) ka dushman hai
Jane anjane agar mene aapka dil dukhaya ho kabhi tang kya ho, badtamezi ke ho is ke liye aap se … jo ho sakta he kar lo main sudharne walon mein se nahin
Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se tum shikari nahin ban jao gey . . . . . Theek usi tarah 2 – 3 SMS karney se tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey
Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:- 1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega. 2.SMS Muskura k Padhega. 3.Neeche Mat Padhna..- Read the rest of this entry »
Excuse me….. What is ur sms account no.?? I want to check… Some error is there…. Kyonki sms jata to hai… par aata nahi hai.
