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Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.  

Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.  

5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch  

Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon(blood) peeta aay..!  

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!  

tum ho tu ham hain,ham hai tu jaha hai warna kuch be nahi,coz there is no end 2 love  

dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani ko minus karo,khosi ko multiply karo and ghamo ko divide karo.kyia pata kal ho na ho and love ko enjoy karo  

Hugli Hugli Dugli Dugli Bugli Bugli Ugly Ugly Busssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KALA karne ka tha jo too nay parhlia,AB TERA KIA HOGA RAY KALIAAAA  

Ek Hathi Agar Nadi Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota Hai…..?…..?….?Socho…..?Are Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Hai…..  

u r sweet sona…i don’t want to khona..i want a place in ur heart kona..other wise i will strat rona..atleast hello to ker lo na..