Sardar shoot his wife on their wedding night! Reason: . . . . . kyun ke uski wife ke underwear par lekha tha “100% tested by Sheikh & Sons.
Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai. Friend:kaisay pata chala? Sardar:yar kal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath baithi thi…
Boy: Pakistan main 90% log esleay sex nahen kr sktay k unhain jaga nahen milty… Sardaar: you r right main b aik dafa sex karna chahta tha pr mujhay jaga he nahen mili phir Larki ne khud he bataya k sex krnay ke jaga Tangon k beech main ha.
3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy, un tenon ko jaga theek se nahi mil rahi thi. phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga. 2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.
Four guys 1 from Harward: 1 Oxford 1 Texas & a Sardar from Pujab university 1 common question: What is the fastest thing in world? Oxford:Light Harvard:Thought Texas:Blink of an eye Sardar:It’s loose motions, Read the rest of this entry »
Agar sadaron kee Char tangein hoti to kya hota? its simple “phir un mein aur bandron mein ziada farq naheen rahey gha”
Darya k tufam mein sahil sey mauj nikalti hai Aur sardar jab Jhoorda kholein to Juoon(lice) ki fauj nikalti hai
Sardar: Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha… Dost: Yeh Kia Kar Rahay Ho? Sardar: Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kia Hai
Santa:Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya.. Banta:Kyon? S:Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu
