Santa bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Aur kya karu?? Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.  

A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: “He’s not my friend.  

Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards!  

Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”  

Santa achanak apni biwi ke office pahuncha to dekha ki biwi boss ki god me baithkar dictation le rahi hai. Usne biwi ka hath pakda aur bola – chal Banto. Aisi jagah kam nahi karna jahan staff ke liye kursi bhi na ho  

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.  

Santa: Yaar, mennu apni girl friend ko gift dena hai. kya du? Banta: Gold Ring de de!! Santa: Oye koi badi cheej bata yaar! Banta: To fir MRF ka Tyre de de! Submitted by: Aftab  

Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy, Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.  

Aplication by santa: Dear sir, Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day. Thank you.  

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.? Santa: Very long!