Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..  

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous  

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday  

Future plans of childrens: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot. Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor. Bina: I want 2 b a good mother. Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.  

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba ‘SORRY’ means S – SOME O – ONE’S R – REALLY, R – REMEMBERING Y – YOU.  

Animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !  

4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friendship. 2nd for Wealth. 3rd for Happiness. and the last one.. Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.  

If u have 1 father, call me. If u have 2 fathers, sms me. If u have 3 fathers, mis call me. If i m ur father, just ignore this message.  

A Smile costs less than Electricity. But….. Gives more light !! So Always Keep Smiling….. & Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!  

A Good Friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital wid flowers n goes. A True friend Sits near u n says: O Yaar! nurse bahut solid hai… aaram se theek hona!