Why dogs don’t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!  

What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..  

why the groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage ceremoney? He is given his last chance to run away.  

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.  

Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.  

Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you”d ordered that…..