Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay! Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay, Police Station jao. Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Don’t marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.
Hazaro ladkiya aati hai hazaro jati hai hazaro hasti hai hazaro rulati hai lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai jo Doli me aati hai
Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear”
A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” “No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…”
Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
