When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!
Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.
2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover & remove battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim card & say “govinda govinda”
system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT…..
10 advantages of not having a “LOVER”.. 1.save time. 2.can sleep well. 3.Don’t hav 2 bother abt missed calls.. 4.Don’t hav to worry abt how u look.. 5.Can eat in any restaurant.. 6.No boring sms in the middle of night.. 7.Can talk with all gals.. 8.U won’t hear “aaw.. U r dull today”.. 9.Can go anywhere with any one.. 10.Don’t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes.. BONUS:- U will live a long life…….so be aware of LOVER
Keep…………………IN TOUCH WID ME…..OTHERWISE……………………….1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL……….UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!
Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND.. Wonderful Item For Entertainment ….. Handsome Useful Smart But At Night Dangerous
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