123SMSFun

Jin: kiya huqam hai aaqa…… Man: eik khubsurat larki peish karo….. Jin: aaqa main jin hoon koi ‘dalla’nahi… Man: acha to phir dalla kahaan hai…? Jin: aaqa dalla is waqt mesg parh raha hai…. ha ha ha ha hooo ha ha  

mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai, bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai.  

Kanjus eke Kanjush…. Kanjus dune Makkhichus… Makkhichus tina….U  

Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!  

Allah ke naam pe, maula ke naam pe, Tere biwi bacchon ke naam pe, Koi mere is msg parne wale dost ko paise dedo, yeh mujhe msg nahi karta.  

Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho, najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho, dusro ke diye SMS karte ho, phir bhi smart lagte ho….  

31st March Or 1st april Fool is Fool dosnt matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools  

A day will come… When the whole word will, CELEBRATE: YOUR NAME YOUR FAME YOUR PERSONALITY YOUR THOUGHTS YOUR VIEWS But take heart, April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!  

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, dont misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..  

God saw your parents hungry, He created pizzas. God saw they are thirsty, He created Pepsi. He saw them walking, He created car. He saw them without problems, He created you!