you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you.  

Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples * PRESS DOWN * > * PRESS UP *  

pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega  

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs……..  

Why did God Create U before Me….? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE, Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!  

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to troublegood people… I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss..  

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa, jab tere chehre par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila…  

we’ve known….each other for….quite a while now, do u think we can b more…. than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2… rob a bank?  

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana… agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana… Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…  

A *smile* is a sign of joy, A *hug* is a sign of love, A *laugh* is a sign of happiness, A *Friend* like me is a sign of “YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE”