class me teacher lacture de raha tha, bachon ne dekha us ki zip khuli hui hai, bachay hansne lagay, Teacher: kyun hans rahe ho, ab agar hansay ko bahir nikaal ke khara ker dunga.  

u r a donkey d 4 decent o 4 outclass n 4 nice k 4 kind e 4 excelent y 4 young  

SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY…. Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You…..Have A wonderful day…  

From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love u r smell, the way u r tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!  

He came 2 me 1 night… explored my body… licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill.. when satisfied he left… I was hurt… DAMN MOSQUITO  

Someday u may lose u r hair. u may lose u r teeth.u r money & even lose u r mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is u r good looks .bcoz u don’t have good looks!  

Tell me. is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurting ..ok i will put it in slowly ..still hurting. .ahh yeh ..den lets try de other shoe madam  

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!  

How do u teach a blonde maths? U subtract her chlothes Devide her legs And square root her.  

Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski, Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..