Girl:Meri Chot Main Ungli Dalo. Dusri B Dalo. Ab Pura Hath B Dalo. Ab Dusra Hath B Dalo Ab Dono Hathon Se Taali Bajao. Boy: Nahi Bajti Girl:dekha Kitni Tight Hai
Aik Dafa Dulha 3 Din Baad Suhag Raat Mana Kar Nikla Tou Dosto Ne Pocha Itne Din Suhag Raat ?? Dulha Kamino Pehlay Ye Batao Tail Ki Botel Main Elfy Kis Ne Dali Thi
Old man : Darling me tumhare liye aasman TAAREy tod launga… Wife : Bhenchod ,, mu se mungfli to todi nahi jati,, GAND se akhrot todne ke sapne dekh raha hai…..
Tchr: Papu batao tum baray ho k tumhara papa? Papu: Mein bara hon? Tchr: Wo k say? Papu: dekhye na mein ne mummy ka dood pena chor dya lekn papa ne abhe tk nhe chora
Aik Call Girl ka jnaza nikla to usay dekh k 1 Admi bola: Chalo acha hua aakhir aapas me dono milli to sahi Kisi ne pocha kon dono? Wo bola: Uski Tangain
Wife:gaajar ,muli,bagan lambay lana. Husb:nhi laonga tm iska galat istamal kro gi. wife:tmhe q dard ho raha hai tm me thoddi dun gi.
1st Girl to Another: Kal Sapnay main Mujhe koi chaaqu Maar raha tha 2nd Girl: Tu Darr matt, Agar sapnay Sach hotay to main Rozana Pragnent hoti
Teacher: Jab Me Parhati Hon Tou Tum Sir Me Teil Kyun Laga Lete Ho ? Student: Kal Raat Mumm Papa Se Keh Rhi Thi Agar Andar Nahi Ja Raha Ho Tou Teil Lagao. . .
Biwi: Hai Rabba, Bohat Sardi Hai Shohar: Pata Hai (PHir Gussay Se Bola) hamri Auratain Chudwane Se Nah i Nahane Se khabrati Hain . .
