Women Enjoy 6 Types Of Sex: 1, Asthamatic, Ah..Aahh..Ah 2, Obedient, Yes…Oh Yes..Yes 3, Greedy, More..More.. Gimme More 4, Motherly, Uhh Baby, I’m Loving It.. Maa ah 5, Disappointing, Ah Can’t Really Feel It… Aah 6, Dogy, Waw..Aw..Aww.. Wao  

Women are known to be the weaker sex but they can tear the mightiest man apart by just these three words. ‘IS IT IN?!  

100 logo se poocha gaya k unko Larkiyon ka “BRAIZER” kis tarah ka pasand hai? 2% ne kaha “White” 1% ne kaha “Black” 97% ne kaha . . “UTRA HUA”  

SONGS OF PENIS AT DIFFRENT AGES 14-16 Papa Kehtay Hain Bara Naam Karega 17-25 Dhoom Macha de Dhoom 26-44 Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham 45-57 Kal Ho Na Ho 58+ Papu Cant Dance Sala!  

Teacher= Batao Larkian Brazier Kion Pehanti Hyn . . . ? Boy: Ta K Breast Ziada Bubbling Na Karain Girl: NO sref larkoo k khate kyon k Khula Doodh Sehat k Liye Muzzir Hy  

Aurat ko choot ki gehrai pe naaz hai to hame apne Lun ki lambai par naaz hai Ager uski choot SHABNAM KA SHABAB HAI TO HAMARA LUN bhi LUCKNOW ka NAWAB hai  

Girl to her mother: Mama , main kaise paida hui thi? Mother Baita tumhein pari le kar ayi thi. Girl: Acha to papa pari ko bhi choda kartay thay?  

Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc: Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!