Tell me one thing which is urs but alwase used by others? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Oye taira name yaar… . . . too Gaund samjha tha? chal koe baat nahen hota ha.
Meera in Flight returning from dubai asked by reporter : Ap ne bollywood aur lollywood k actors main kea farq paya? Meera: sirf khatnay ka!!!
Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey. Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana. Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho. Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
Teacher :kisi aisi cheze ka naam batao jis ka sirf suna ho par dekha na ho. student : teacher behan ka lora.
Girl: Jab hum ladkiya gandi bante karti hai tab tum ladko ke KAN khade ho jate hai..!! Boy : Oh !! Accha ? To tum log USE kaan kahete ho?
main mangta hoon tu dati nahi… jawab meri baat ka….. deti hai to khara ho jata hai… rom rom jazbat ka… kyun keti ho bar bar dalo… baloo main phool gulab ka…..
what”s common between the SUN & WOMEN”S UNDERWEAR? 1) both are hott 2) both look better while going down 3) both disappear by night………..
Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi. Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha: Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo. Replied “Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo…
A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher “kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote hain”? Teacher nahin kabhi nahin ” Boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi”.
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye…
