Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn’t say he got out.
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first – the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Santa falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It?s a gal
