: "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don’t you use a mouth wash?"
Jeeto: If I die what’ll you do? Santa: I may also die. Jeeto: Why? Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Pappu was writing his father’s name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
