Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It?s ****. Sant: U r wrong. It?s 1394.
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I’m sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’
