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ek bar santa singh pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta hai ke gulel banunga chidi marunga.kuch saal pagal khane rehne ke baad woh theek ho jata hai. doctor uss se poochta hai ke ab kya karoge ? santa: pehle main paise ikathe karke shaadi karunga, phir mere ladka hoga, ek saal baad main uska janamdin manaunga, janamdin par ussey bahut sare gift milenge. gift mein ek ... 

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope Santa Singh was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa Singh shouted, "Kya nishana lagaya hai!"  

Sardar proposed a Girl…… Girl said Im 1yr elder to you……….. Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.  

Manmohan Singh to Bush – We are sending Indians to the moon next year. Bush – Wow! How Many? Manmohan Singh – 100 25 – OBC 25 – SC 20 – ST 5 – Handicapped 5 – Sports Persons 5 – Terrorist Affected 5 – Kashmiri Migrants 9 – Politicians and if possible 1 – Astronaut.  

sardar1:Tell me a word consist of 100 letters Banta: P-O-S-T-B-O-X  

American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female  

Banta:how did u got a new car? Santa:A girl drove me to a beach, took her cloth & and said: take what do u want & i took car banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si.  

There was a short note written on poster of adult movie. "Under 18 are not allowed." Santa saw this msg, what he did next time he came with 17 people along with him.  

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman  

Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri. Santa: Koi hint?