Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”  

Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man  

It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered  

Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”  

A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” “No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…”  

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear”  

Hazaro ladkiya aati hai hazaro jati hai hazaro hasti hai hazaro rulati hai lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai jo Doli me aati hai  

Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you”d ordered that…..  

Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.  

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.