Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office,
what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave
Written by Raj on September 3, 2010
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…
Written by Raj on September 3, 2010
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is
leaking.
Written by Raj on September 3, 2010
Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the
country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats….
Written by Raj on September 3, 2010
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a
lion’s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn’t say he got out.
Written by Raj on September 3, 2010
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin
penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata
hoon."
Written by Raj on September 3, 2010
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What
comes first – the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Written by Raj on September 3, 2010
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write
against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
Written by Raj on September 3, 2010
Santa falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he
finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Written by Raj on September 3, 2010
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her &
after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She
slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It?s a gal
Written by Raj on September 3, 2010
